Behold!

Behold!!! …at this excessive and elaborate exercise in employment of the English language for the unadulterated sake of it. The extravagant, use of prose for which the only intention is the enjoyment of simply using them. The unhindered style over content.

Wonder!!! …at the pure cheek of the over elaborate, over-cooked, ornate flamboyancy of it all.

Gasp!!! …at the undeniable squandering of your reading endeavour without any advantageous profitability to your well being or any regard to you at all.